Airline Humor

Two funny things I encountered recently:

(1) While flying from Denver to Washington, D.C. last week (en route to a conference in Harrisburg, PA), I read a joke in the airline magazine provided at every seat:

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?
It was just a stage he was going through.

(2) On the flight from Harrisburg to Washington, D.C., the flight attendant added a humorous twist to the "be careful" warning given before the plane lands and people prepare to retrieve their carry-ons from the storage compartments overhead:

Watch out when opening the overhead bins because, as you know, shift happens.